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Joke of the Day
"Today Americans celebrate Labor Day By not working and expecting to get paid for it."
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"How many people does it take to change a light bulb in Brazil? A Brazillion!!! http://imgur.com/c4CJjUd"
"eer booze and fun!' 'A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm and asks the barman ""Can I have a drink for me and one for the road?"""
"Brexit is like traffic Rest of the EU is right even if the British left."
"*watches an extremely cute guy flirt with an equally cute girl at the gym from the floor above like an old witch on a mountain*"
"I wouldn't say I was going bald, but.... When I asked my barber to cut my hair, he replied, ""which one?"""
"that awkward feeling. when you are sitting on the toilet and forgot to lock the door and your boss walks in... and your pants are up."
"THEM: I have a story about that person. Someday when I'm drunk enough, I'll tell you. ME: [pulls bottle of wine from purse] Let's do this."
"The recipe said ""prick with a fork,"" but enough about me."
"How does a coat steal something? They jacket"