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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between... What's the difference between a women's track team and a pack of intelligent pygmies? The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts..."

"A priest, an astronaut, and a hair dresser walk into the bar The bartender looks up and says ""What is this, a joke?"""

"All about a Girl and you...! If girl is with you - Restaurant Bill If girl is far from you - Mobile bill If girl is separated from you - Than Bar Bill. Moral - No Girl - No Bills!"

"If a farmer raises wheat in dry weather what does he raise in wet weather? An umbrella."

"A man once ate a whole deck of playing cards. A couple of hours later, he had to drop a deuce."

"What's the difference between acne and a catholic priest The acne waits till your thirteen to cum on your face..."

"my father died in a conga line and so shall i"

"Old ladies smell both good & bad. Like if you farted through a scented dryer sheet."

"Why doesn't the sun pack it's bags? Because it's traveling light!"

"I have a Pakistani girl friend. Last night she said that she wanted to blow me. Now I wasn't sure if I should lower my pants or call the cops."