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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate? He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also."

"When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle."

"I try to teach my mom something new everyday. Because you're supposed to learn from your mistakes."

"Did you know Helen Keller had a dollhouse? Neither did she."

"What does a man with a tiny penis have for breakfast? Well this morning I had a PopTart, 2 eggs and a glass of orange juice."

"Why doesn't Santa Claus have any children? Because he only comes once a year, and when he does it's down the chimney."

"Tips to reduce weight... First turn your head to the right and then to the left. Repeat this exercise whenever your offered something to eat!"

"Did you hear the joke about the sewing machine? It'll leave you in stitches!"

"What is Hitler's least favourite Christmas song? All I Want From Christmas Is Jew"

"How come you never see elephants hiding up trees? Because they are really good at it."