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Joke of the Day

"What does a man with a tiny penis have for breakfast? Well this morning I had a PopTart, 2 eggs and a glass of orange juice."

"Mind: Does a flying dream sound good tonight? Me: Yea! Mind: Horrific shadow demon it is. Me: But I thought-? Mind: Don't worry, it can fly."

"I think her gash must have a rash For the last time I licked it, my head went bare, my tongue grew hair, and my nose fell off when I picked it"

"Girl: I can't wait to have kids! I babysit so I pretty much know what it's like to be a parent. It'll be easy. Me: *laughs for 20 minutes*"

"Turn yoga class into hot yoga by chasing everyone around with a blow torch."

"fooling around I was sucking off this bird last night when I thought, ""Wait a minute..."""

"What starts with P and ends with orn? ;) Popcorn."

"I found this addvertisement along the road in Texas Don't Texan drive."

"Whats the ISIS members' astrological sign? Sad terrorist"

"What do nuclear physicists do when they have time off? They go fission."