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Joke of the Day

"What is Hitler's least favourite Christmas song? All I Want From Christmas Is Jew"

"Do you want to hear an Ebola joke? Just refresh the page,it's probably posted again."

"I used to have some jokes concerning noble gasses... but they're argon."

"Are you ever going to use those Styrofoam plates? No, they're not biodegradable. Well throw them away then!"

"What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror? Haloumi!"

"""We have literally a zillion binders full of selfies."" - Top Secret NSA Memo"

"Every now and then I see something that brings a little tear to my eye. Last night it was my wife wearing her strap on."

"Why do rogues wear leather armoe? Because it's made of hide."

"My TCP server is getting fat Too many processed syn-acks"

"Said it before but someone needs to start a rumor that Muslims don't eat donuts so that people will start sending those to the mosque."