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Joke of the Day
"Who is tall dark and a great dancer ? Dark Raver !"
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"Say what you will about the Democratic debate... but Hillary Clinton didn't refer to the size of her penis."
"Every picture I've seen of Neil Patrick Harris the last ten years has been of him adjusting his shirt cuffs. He needs better shirts."
"Two paleontologists where moaning in a ditch One found a bone"
"what did the indian chief say when his dog jumped off the cliff? dog gone"
"Three Guys Walk Into A Bar The fourth guy ducks."
"I always get chloroform confused with chlorophyll. This guy I kidnapped is awake and angry but his leaves have never been more lush."
"What do you call an entertaining female's tone of voice? A fun gal inflection You're welcome"
"Snowballs Q: What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? A: Snowballs."
"Why is it easier for women to shave ""downstairs"" than men? They don't have to go through as many obsticles."