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Joke of the Day

"Three Guys Walk Into A Bar The fourth guy ducks."

"What was wrong with the wooden car? It wooden go."

"Sledding with dad ""Dad, I will never ever go sledding with you again!"" ""Shut up and keep pulling, son."""

"Did you hear about the gay man who got a job at the sperm bank? He was fired for drinking on the job."

"Does Adam Sandler know that he's allowed to turn down movie roles?"

"When I'm feeling bold in the kitchen, sometimes I'll change up a recipe by forgetting to put in a key ingredient"

"Why do bald guys have holes in their pockets? So they can run their fingers through their hair."

"Are you made from Na, selenium and xenon? Because you are sodium SeXe. Edit: I have yet to zinc of another chemistry joke."

"I'm certain my job is interfering with my drinking"

"[Hostage situation] Um I don't want to be ""that hostage"", but I just want to let you know I have a gluten allergy."