106616

Joke of the Day

"I always get chloroform confused with chlorophyll. This guy I kidnapped is awake and angry but his leaves have never been more lush."

"Why do mice have such small balls? Because not very many of them can dance."

"God created the light... Then he called it a day."

"My wife told me I was immature and needed to grow up. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house anymore."

"Instead of ""In God We Trust"" written on our money, we should have ""In Money We Trust"" written on our bibles."

"What was hitler's favorite topic in math? Aljewbra"

"IDEA FOR COURTROOM SKETCH ARTISTS: a camera"

"Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a ""hole."" Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq."

"You're in love? Cool, I'm in sweatpants."

"So, I asked my grandfather why he doesn't have a life insurance His answer? ""Because I want you to be truly sad when I'm gone"" :("