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Joke of the Day

"God: [returning from year-long sabbatical] So, how's 2016 been? Did you cope OK? Intern who was left in charge: [looks awkward] Yep. Fine."

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"I think this belongs here. Mitt Romney"
"So two fish are hanging out in a tank... So two fish are hanging out in a tank, when one turns to the other and says ""Are you sure you known how to drive this thing?"""
"What is nine inches long and keeps a woman up screaming all night? Sudden Infant Death Syndrome"
"Saw a black guy walking the streets carrying a tv.. ...and I thought ""is that one mine""? Then I remembered it couldn't be mine because mine was mowing the lawn at the moment."
"Do men prefer straight or curly hair? Need to know so I can tell my roommate the opposite and then try to steal her boyfriend."
"a red ship and a blue ship crashed on an island together the survivors were marooned."
"Why does Kim Jong Un love books Because he's the glorious Reader"
"My relationship with my cat is like that of a married couple. Basically we fight a lot and never have sex."
"Saying you like a lot of meat in your taco is received differently on Twitter than it is on Facebook. I know that now."
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