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Joke of the Day

"A man learned that every time he reposted a joke on Reddit, he gained a year to live. He was already immortal."

"You know what I call drowsy driving? Multitasking."

"I promise, I'm only gonna have 2 beers tonight.... 2 beers in dog beers"

"My brother and I replaced the tennis balls on Nana's walker with superballs and watching her bounce down the steps was a kodak moment."

"Three guys go to a bar They do pull-ups"

"Whats a Porn Stars Favorite Drink? 7up in cider."

"Add a word to ruin a movie: - Batman Begins College - The Longest Yard Sale - Charlottes Web Cam."

"If we got paid for how many tweets we put out, some of you would be millionaires in mansions. I'd be living in Government Assisted Housing."

"How many new states will America get when Trump is elected? One. Denial."

"If emotional scars were visible, strip clubs would go out of business very quickly."