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Joke of the Day
"Whats a frogs favourite website?? REDDIT"
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"What do you call an isolated mystical forest creature? Gnome alone."
"TIL King George III had a strong distaste for The Colonies In fact he found them revolting."
"Friends don't let friends drive drunk but I don't want them staying at my house And that's why Uber was created"
"""I don't have to outrun the bear! Just you!"" Wrong. Bears are so sick of that joke, they skip the slow guy and eat the fast guy now."
"Executive: What should we name the mutant with neato magnetic powers? Me: [clearly joking] How about Mag-Neato? Exec: damn that's so good"
"* drinks 6 pack of muscle milk * * checks for abs *"
"My girlfriend got her period last night while she was sleeping... In other news, I have a Japanese flag for sale now"
"What do you call a chubby girl that's high? A baked potato."
"Can't please Americans For years Americans have complained to the Government that their voices weren't being heard. Now they are freaking the fuck out over the NSA."