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"Whats a frogs favourite website?? REDDIT"

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"Did you hear about the musician that was put on death row? It's said that he is gonna be exefluted."
"Parrot A black guy walks in to a bar with a parrot on his shoulder the bar tender asks "" he's beautiful where did you get him"" the parrot squaks "" Africa theres plenty of them"""
"Q: Did you hear about the blonde that invented the solar flashlight?"
"""oh cool a sewer level"" --nobody, ever, playing any video game, ever"
"This morning I found out the terrible news about David Bowie, He released a new album."
"Winter is filled with men trying to figure out the least feminine way to apply chapstick."
"What is Hitler's phone number? 999-999-999"
"Why was Leia disappointed on her wedding night? Han shot first."
"Wanna feel old? Stacy's mom has had it going on for over 81 years."