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Joke of the Day

"I'm not a doctor but I know adding cheese to anything makes it an antidepressant."

"Bolt beats De Grasse in 200m because he's Jamaican You could even say Bolt smokes De Grasse."

"What's the difference between funny jokes, and the jokes that make always make it big on reddit? Puns. Fuck puns."

"The Pope just changed his relationship status to It's Complicated..."

"A popular post on reddit about a clothing store has to be a hot topic"

"Chuck Norris died yesterday. He's fine today."

"Why did Ellen Pao fire an employee with cancer? Fixed* [deleted]"

"Farmer Jones bought a herd of pigs from a Roman farmer who moved into the next valley and boy is he sorry. The hogs won't come to the feed trough unless he calls them in Pig Latin."

"I'm always a big fan of the prison teardrop tattoo. It says I'm sensitive but I've killed people."

"Sorry in advance for the pun... So they opened a new zoo by my house, it really sucks. They only have one dog....it's a total shih tzu."