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Joke of the Day
"I'm not a doctor but I know adding cheese to anything makes it an antidepressant."
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"What do you call a spinning potato? A ro-tater."
"You miss 100 percent of the shots you don't take -Jenny Mccarthy"
"[rolls down car window] ""Sir there's a baby on your roof!"" Wait, if the baby is there... [sees coffee strapped in car seat] Oh thank god!"
"A man walks into a bar ""Ouch!!!"", he says."
"I'm not saying all Irish are alcoholics, but Italians, Chinese + Mexicans have restaurants. The Irish only have pubs."
"A Proton goes into a bar and orders a drink,when he asks how much the drink will cost the Bartender says ""That will be $3.50."""
"You guys hear about that mathematics student who was flunking? He only understood his field to a degree and decided to look at it from a new angle."
"Let's make a deal. You sing Christmas music in the office and I'll leave 5 minutes early to let the air out of your tires. Deal?"
"Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish in highly-contaminated water, feed him for a day."