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Joke of the Day

"Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish in highly-contaminated water, feed him for a day."

"I wish black people took jokes... ...as well as they took bullets."

"Hey, Trivial Pursuit, way to pick a name that says ""This game is pointless."""

"Do you want to hear a dirty joke? A white horse fell in a mud puddle."

"What did Mozart tell the terminator I'll be Bach"

"My wife just said we should have another baby. I hope she didn't mean together."

"What's white, hard, and 12 inches long? Nothing."

"Stop with the phone sex You might get hearing aids"

"My sister bet me 200 dollars I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti... You should've seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!"

"Just got every hair on my body waxed off except eyebrows and head. I look like a naked mole rat. Men, come & get me if you're into rodents."