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Joke of the Day

"Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish in highly-contaminated water, feed him for a day."

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"Hey, Trivial Pursuit, way to pick a name that says ""This game is pointless."""
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"My wife just said we should have another baby. I hope she didn't mean together."
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"Stop with the phone sex You might get hearing aids"
"My sister bet me 200 dollars I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti... You should've seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!"
"Just got every hair on my body waxed off except eyebrows and head. I look like a naked mole rat. Men, come & get me if you're into rodents."