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Joke of the Day

"You guys hear about that mathematics student who was flunking? He only understood his field to a degree and decided to look at it from a new angle."

"""We will never forget."" Of course not, we're brainwashed and controlled by fear."

"I like my women like how I like my coffee beans Ground and stored in the freezer."

"What do you call a company run entirely by ghosts? An incorporation."

"TIL I haven't actually been having conversations with my furniture... My toaster told me"

"""I'll sleep when I die"" - person who doesn't really understand sleeping or dying."

"Want to hear a joke? Women's rights"

"Judging by the disproportionate size of Popeye's forearms, I'm guessing Olive Oyl didn't put out much."

"When I grow up I want to be a kid."

"Hey guys wanna watch a girl feel herself up? Hide her cell phone."