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Joke of the Day
"You miss 100 percent of the shots you don't take -Jenny Mccarthy"
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"My husband purchased his 4th book about a wife whose husband murders her for having an affair. I wonder if I should warn my boyfriend."
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"Dog The Bounty Hunter's greatest weakness is getting distracted when the fugitive throws a tennis ball."
"What do vegetarians masturbate to? Quornography."
"Thanks for keeping your Instagram account private. I'd hate for those pictures of your lunch to fall into the wrong hands."
"Lost and confused in an helicopter"
"What's an ants favourite collectible item Antiques"
"Why didn't the hipster have HIV? He fucked Charlie Sheen before he was cool."
"romeo tells juliet she's fat"