184695

Joke of the Day

"GOLFER: what r u thinkin ME (caddying): honestly sometimes i wake up & am mad that im not dead GOLFER: jesus. i meant what club should i use"

"What's black and runny? Usain Bolt."

"Did I ever tell you about how I once dated a stripper named Cake? She always used to let me have it and eat it, too."

"Why is legislation never passed by horses? Large number of neigh votes."

"I just saved 15% or more on my Calculus test... by switching to radians."

"U2 just announced a world tour. Are they going tosell tickets, or just break into my living room and start playing?"

"Your cubicle must be full of ghost and owls Because all I hear over there is booo hooo"

"If a green man lives in a green house... And a purple man lives in a purple house, And a orange man lives in an orange house, Who lives in a white house? A black man."

"What is the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian? One is a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker."

"The average person loses their virginity at 17. Congratulations you are above average."