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Joke of the Day
"I went swimming in the Black Sea. It stole my trunks."
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"Who would you like for president in 2020? Anyone who doesn't have poor visions."
"Guests are like fish After three days, you should probably get rid of them."
"How do you make an orange turn red? Get John Boehner to cry."
"Double standards are the worst. I mean, if a girl sleeps with lots of guys, she's considered a slut. But when a guy does it, he's considered a homosexual."
"Like a flat tire.......how I'm rolling this morning."
"Ironman is my favorite story about how sleep deprivation can make you a sarcastic, neurotic superhero without being a parent."
"I used to do the hokey pokey everyday... ... But then I turned myself around."
"why didn't natalie wood take a shower on the boat? she wanted to wash up on shore..."
"Jokes on you TSA my body is 70% water and I just snuck it onto the plane"