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Joke of the Day
"Why is it so hard to get a mortgage in Columbia SC? All the homes there are underwater"
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"I think I put the roofie in the wrong driiiiiiiiiiiiiii"
"The Wife just accused me of loving Twitter more than her. I said, ""but honey! I love you much more than Facebook or LinkedIn!"""
"Went to the disco last night... Went to the disco last night. They played Twist, so I did the Twist. They played Jump, so I jumped. They played Come on Eileen, I got kicked out for that one.."
"Damn girl, you're like the first slice in a loaf of bread Everyone touches you but nobody wants you."
"What's a good comeback for a women when she's asked to get her husband a sandwich? She better come back with a goddamn sandwich!"
"There was a vampire who drank his own blood He said it tasted irony."
"Yeah I pee in the shower, but not while I'm in it"
"There is a new Apple product in the Rogue One teaser trailer We don't know what it is yet, but at least now we know its name... ""iRebel"""
"Carrots are a great thing to eat when you are hungry and want to stay that way."