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Joke of the Day
"You can build a thousand bridges. You suck one dick and you're known as a cocksucker."
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"Korean response to Dogs Wearing Pantyhose, A Popular New Meme in China They look delicious.....I mean cute."
"Spoil any movie by telling ur friend ""Ice Cube dies"" before they watch it. They'll be waiting for Ice Cube to appear and die the whole time"
"What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off? Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle."
"At what age does Ryan Gosling have to change his name to Ryan Goose"
"""When I'm done shitting on your car I'm going to watch your wife undress through her window""-Birds"
"I've compiled a list of women I'd like to sleep with for your viewing pleasure: 1.) You 2.) Every other woman in the world"
"Before you judge a woman, walk a mile in her shoes. After that who cares? She's a mile away and you've got her shoes."
"Necessity is the mother of Cessity. Also Shaquanda."
"What 6 words destroy any religious argument as well as your oppositions desire and ability to continue said argument? 1.)Prove 2.)That 3.)Shit 4.)You 5.)Fucking 6.)Cunt"