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Joke of the Day
"Whats black, white and red all over? 2 nuns in a chainsaw fight!"
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"Men. Can't live with 'em...can't finish this joke unless I wanna be single the rest of my life."
"YOU SHOULD BE CALLED JEHOVAH'S FITNESS! I yell as I lose my breath chasing them down the street."
"Flew out of top hat. Flew out of limousine. Flew out of church. -Dove Resume"
"I'm white, but not ""clap my hands above my head at a hip hop concert"" white."
"I ordered a wake-up call the other day. The phone rang and a woman's voice said, What the hell are you doing with your life?'"
"I invented a new word! Plagiarism."
"I'm at my sexiest when I find the grown out patch of hair on the outside of my ankle I missed with the razor the last 17 times I shaved."
"[LPT] When cleaning a messy room start with your bed, you will have a better sense of accomplishment when you eventually give up and sob uncontrollably."
"Nothing makes me second-guess my language like a little voice chirping, ""Mommy, I found your freaking measuring spoons."""