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Joke of the Day

"If a women regrets her decisions and a man never regrets his. Then what happens to the transsexual?"

"My friend was called fat today. I told him ""It'll be okay, just keep your chins up""."

"What do you call an exploding ape? A baboom."

"Where did Buzz feed learn to click bait so well from? Me"

"Hard to tell if the walmart cashier was mad about me having more than 20 items, or if he just hated his life."

"Where do galaxies go to college? University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you :)"

"Do you know what they feed you at Guantanamo Bay? Well after being there for 30 years, neither do I!"

"I don't know why people get so upset about the death penalty It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, after all."

"What do young ghosts call their parents? Deady and Mummy."

"What Did The Dying Gambler Say To His Wife? ""10 bucks says I don't need this oxygen tank"""