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Joke of the Day

"I don't know why people get so upset about the death penalty It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, after all."

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"I join any line I see if it's long enough. All those people can't be wrong!"
"Golf, except there's no balls or clubs or anything, and you just drive around in a cart and drink."
"OP's sex life."
"I am finally going to be rich someday... I've invested in toilet paper and funeral homes. 'Cause at some point, everyone has to go!"
"What could Boston Marathon Bombers do that Hitler couldn't? End a race."
"I just saw my first Porno yesterday.... I couldn't believe how young I looked in it."
"What do you call your girlfriend after a tough workout? Sorbet"
"Me: ""Words can't describe how perfect you are."" Her: ""Aww thank you!""... Me: ""But numbers can! 3/10"""
"What is the temperature of the average coffin? 6 Below"