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Joke of the Day
"What Did The Dying Gambler Say To His Wife? ""10 bucks says I don't need this oxygen tank"""
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"This is the funniest joke you'll ever read, I promise! [removed]"
"A guy walks into a bar... And says ""ouch."""
"I don't see why everyone is up in arms about Oscar Pistorius.... Haven't we all woken up legless and fired a few into the missus?"
"<gets on elevator > Pushes all the buttons Hugs everyone Prays out loud that we're not going to die Gets off at the 2nd floor Laughs"
"I packed my own lunch this morning if anyone wants a baggy of dry cereal or a stapler."