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Joke of the Day
"What Did The Dying Gambler Say To His Wife? ""10 bucks says I don't need this oxygen tank"""
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"When I see battlestar gallactica, I feel this! Cylons are bunch of mean girls."
"How does a guy with five dicks wear his pants? Like a glove"
"How do you start a conversation about men's rights? Mention feminism."
"Every atom in your body is born in a star, traveled millions of light years, & through an amazing process became you. & you watch Teen Mom."
"Just spent $243.57 at the grocery store so the check out girl didn't think I was just buying KY and condoms."
"I met a NASCAR driver once He told me his only regret in life was turning right."
"What do gay people call each other on? Homophones!"
"What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say? Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)"
"Hey movie villains - make a bomb where the wires are all one color."