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Joke of the Day
"80% of making $120 million is just showing up."
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"If she doesn't have a new hair style by the time you're done, you're doing it wrong."
"The last words of my gym teacher: ""All spears to me!"""
"I feel like Frosted Flakes gives kids an unreasonable expectation of how friendly tigers are when you try to feed them a bowl of cereal."
"They say a dog is man's best friend... but honestly, even my worst enemy wouldn't stare me dead in the eye while taking a shit in my living room."
"What do you call a girl on her period? Call her next week."
"Two six year olds are walking to school Boy: this morning, my daddy found two used condoms in our patio. Girl : what's a patio ?"
"some say yer mom reminds em' of a tornado sounds like hell when she comes, took my house when she left"
"what do you call it when batman skips church christian bale"
"i would lose weight but i hate losing"