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Joke of the Day

"Picture someone chasing down a ping pong ball that fell on the floor. Ok that's how I dance."

"What is the most awesomely amazing word in the English language? Anticlimactic"

"The only thing wrong with Bill Cosby was pudding. Pudding his dick where it didn't belong."

"Who does Hitler call when his dog is sick? A Veteran Aryan"

"There was a professional hockey player that had to go to an away game, but he couldn't take his dog along with him. He got 2 minutes for boarding."

"What do you call a paralyzed clown with his tongue cut out? BEST MIME EVER!"

"What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them."

"What are the 2 rules of success? No1 : Don't tell everything you know."

"Nothing makes me feel less like you really do wish me the best than signing your emails ""Best,""."

"Our love was magical.. it vanished like one of Houdini's disappearing acts"