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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between apple juice and apple cider? Your sister doesn't care if you cum in juice but she won't let you cum in cider."

"[hospital] ""Did my dad make it, doctor?"" Billy, your dad's in a better place now. [crying] ""HE'S DEAD?"" Haha no, he went to Disney World."

"I bet the murder rate is so low in Canada because you have to go 300 miles to find someone to kill."

"What do coffee beans say to scare their friends? Brew."

"My walk of shame is when I have to take all the the empty Taco Bell bags out of my car and bring them to the garbage can."

"How many Social Justice Warriors does it take to change a lightbulb? None, just the one black guy they get to do it so they can tell him how oppressed he is."

"Things that kinda rhyme... Very Hungry Caterpillar Scary Money Counterfeiter"

"Did you hear about the girl monster who wasn't pretty and wasn't ugly ? She was pretty ugly"

"The shortest joke in the world 'Dwarf Shortages'"

"My girlfriend broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a weird thing to fallout 4. I know this is a repost but I just hoped this would blow up."