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Joke of the Day
"Tom Brady will be suspended from his balls"
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"We'll take these $75 baby shoes. No need for a shoe box. We'll just let him wear & outgrow them on the car ride home."
"How do you get a blonde on your roof? Tell her drinks are on the house."
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"I could tell my parents truly loved me as a child. My bath toys were a toaster, radio and a blow dyer."
"what is the funniest number? 69, cuz its also the name of a sex move."
"What did the penis say to the condom??? Cover me, I'm going in"
"And in that moment, the Ninja Turtles realized that in a way, ALL teenagers are mutants."
"My wife likes to quote Soundgarden during sex. ""Won't you come"""
"What do Donald Trump and the iPhone 7 have in common? They both think de-porting is the answer after there's no more Job's"