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Joke of the Day
"It's not that the man did not know how to juggle... ...he just didn't have the balls to do it."
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"Do you know how to make Notre Dame style eggs? You put them in a bowl way too big for it...and then beat repeatedly for 3 hours"
"A woman's work is never done. That's why they get paid less. (Source: Frankie Boyle)"
"New Year's Resolution- Date more models... Edit: Date more Edit: Date again LAST Edit: Stop crying while masturbating"
"Why are grapes so fun to go clubbing with? Because they're always raisin the roof."
"Why is the leaning tower of Pisa in Italy? It's Italicized"
"There are 25 different kinds of Lunchables and they all taste like a single parent home."
"What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon? A Warehouse."
"I saw a girl texting while driving the other day.. it really pissed me off, so I rolled down my window and threw my beer at her."
"And the Oscar goes to... Prison."