1946

Joke of the Day

"I saw a girl texting while driving the other day.. it really pissed me off, so I rolled down my window and threw my beer at her."

"One time John Waters spilled water on me and my mom said ""thank god his name isn't John Barbecue Sauce!"""

"Your opinion is very important to me, please remain on the line until it goes to voicemail."

"My girlfriend is a pornstar Shes gunna kill me when she finds out."

"Knock Knock Knock knock Who's there? A man with short-term memory problems. A man with short-term memory problems who? Knock knock"

"what do you call an acid with an attitude? A-mean-oh acid"

"What's yellow and lives off dead beetles? Yoko Ono"

"Neon bumped into helium. There was no reaction."

"What do gays and Donald Trump have in common? They're fucking assholes."

"How do you make a cat bark? Soak it in lighter fluid, throw a match on it. Woof!"