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Joke of the Day
"What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon? A Warehouse."
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"Solid Snake is hiding in the shadows what time is it? Time for you to get a watch."
"Teacher: You missed school yesterday didn't you? Pupil: Not very much!"
"What do you get when you combined a baseball player with a metal alloy? A steel"
"If you're Russian when you're running to the bathroom, and Finnish when you're leaving, what are you in between? European!"
"If you emphasize the po in police they're probably already after you."
"My Wife caught me blow drying my shaft And Asked me what was i doing. Apparently heating your dinner was not the right answer"