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Joke of the Day
"I asked my North Korean friend how it was there.. .. he said he couldn't complain."
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"A gay and a lesbian are going to the airport. Who gets there first? The lesbian. She got there lickity split while the gay guy was still packing his shit."
"If a mad scientist ever clones me, throw a cube of cheese in the air. The faster one is me."
"What do you call a salty white person? A saltine."
"Places in Japan nowadays have banned some of the traditional Martial Arts, They have adopted a strictly no Kendo attitude"
"""open up, this is the police!"" ""well, I've felt alone since my girlfriend left me, I'm sad all the time-"" ""no the door open up the door"""
"Wife :'Darling, look. I haven't worn this in 8 years and it still fits.' Hubby : It's a scarf!"
"What's the only painful car rental company? Hertz."
"""Whose line is it anyway?"" -generous cocaine party guests"
"If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?"