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Joke of the Day
"The Outsiders: Why is Ponyboy lactose intolerant? He hates Dairy but likes Sodapop."
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"I once left a love note on the wrong car, so yeah, you should totally trust me with important paperwork."
"When I was 6 I got coal from Santa... The next year I decided to get back at him and poison the cookies. Somehow, the bastard found out and killed my dad"
"Funny how when a guy sleeps with a bunch of girls, he's a stud... But when a girl sleeps with a bunch of studs, she's doing horse porn."
"Ever heard of the 68 position? You go down on me now and I'll owe you one."
"I came. I saw. I... Oh, shit! Does anyone know how to remove semen from woodworking tools?"
"I'm old enough to remember when there was only one fat kid in class photos."
"If you give a man a fish you kinda suck at picking out gifts."
"Why did the podiatrist want to change careers? Because he always felt defeat."
"What did the DNA say to the RNA? Uracil-y structure!"