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Joke of the Day
"A Neckbeard Approaches a Cancer Patient at a Bar... He tips his fedora and says, ""Malady."""
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"What is something that Ronda Rousey and myself both have in common? We only last 48 seconds."
"""Don't touch the floor. The floor is the lava"" Pompeii, 79 AD"
"I would tell you jokes about perfect girlfriends But you wouldn't get them"
"There was once a doctor who tried to prove that mainly blood was kept in bones, But alas it twas in vein."
"How do you kill a circus? Go for the juggler..."
"I overheard a voyeur couple talk... ... about how they needed to start seeing other peepholes."
"I ordered an Asian Hooker, she arrived 2 hours late She loves me wrong time."
"why is the bass player stuck outside? he doesn't know when to come in and can't find the right key anyway"
"911: what is your emergency? Me: HE READ BUT DIDN'T REPLY"