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Joke of the Day

"What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? An aardvark with the sniffles!"

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"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One I like to crush with a sledgehammer till juice squirts out, the other is a watermelon"
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"I wonder if all the other popcorn kernels in the bag freak out when the first kernel pops"
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