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Joke of the Day

"Mom, what's a Kardashian? It's what a midget can't see over when in the driver's seat. Just kidding, dear. It means whore."

"If Two Chainz orchestrated 9-11 He'd be called Two Planes"

"What should you do if you see your TV floating? Turn on the lights and shoot the black guy."

"My friend told me a story about how he lost his index finger tip. It was a bit point-less."

"A man walks into a bar I'm a titty"

"An Asian boy come home from the doctor and he tells his dad... Son: Dad the doctor said I'm allergic to bees Dad: That good, now you can only get A"

"How do crabs get out of hospitals? On crotches."

"Why was the cowboy a lot of laughs? He was always horsing around."

"Did you hear about the guy that threw away a duck? He got down in the dumps."

"How do you know if an Italian person is mute? When you see he has no hands."