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Joke of the Day
"Whats the hardest thing about a pedophile. His dick."
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"When my wife forgets to fill up the fishtank I lower the ceiling a few inches every day until she remembers."
"I love bacon because I can wrap it around everything. Essentially, it's the duct tape of food."
"Paid $50 for a device that has a motion detector that emits a sound to scare off neighbor's cat....she's out there rubbing up against it now"
"Just re-watched the lesbian scene in Black Swan. For the articles."
"If we can put a man on the moon, we can put a man with AIDS on the moon. And then someday, we can put everyone with AIDS on the moon."
"What do you call a large bread disco? [deleted]"
"I'm never buying a Labrador... Havent you seen how many of their owners go blind?"
"Opinions are like assholes... Fuck em"
"I asked my gf to get the paper for me... ...She said ""Don't be silly, borrow my iPad"". That spider never knew what hit it."