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Joke of the Day

"There's only one thing I hate more than outdated references and racism... ....The ""I have a Dream"" speech."

"what's the difference between oral and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day, anal makes your hole weak."

"What is the job of a gentleman pimp? To Tally-hos!"

"Its not surprising that Republicans lost two presidental races to Obama In long races usually the guy from Kenya wins."

"What's imaginary that my girlfriend and I afraid to forget? My girlfriend"

"Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb."

"In a progressively incestuous household... ...it's about upping the auntie"

"(Q)....What do fat chicks and scooters have in common? (A).... They're both fun to ride until your friends find out."

"Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell bad."

"*wakes up to wife and son screaming* me: What are you guys yelling about? them: YOU'RE DRIVING"