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Joke of the Day

"There's only one thing I hate more than outdated references and racism... ....The ""I have a Dream"" speech."

"What's the difference between the Holocaust and a goat? You can't milk a goat for over 50 years"

"My favorite jokes are ones about Pavlov. I always laugh at them without even thinking about it!"

"<---- homeless romantic"

"You ate some space food? Why on earth would you do that?"

"I guess Tom Hiddleston and Taylor Swift couldn't keep their relationship... Loki."

"How to Feel Comfortable in Your Own Skin Step 1: Stop wearing other people's skin"

"How can you tell when a bar is haunted? It's full of Boo's and Spirits."

"Don't be sad if you don't have a Valentine on Valentine's Day Most people don't have AIDS on World AIDS day either."

"If you feel trapped in your body with no way out, just think about that guy in the middle of a conga line."