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Joke of the Day

"Oh, you're an early riser? Yes. Have kids? No. A farm? No. Insomnia? No. Medical condition? No. Psycho."

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"I bring Mayweather with me when I work at customer service... Because he's great at avoiding fights."
"Did you hear about the man who bought a bucket load of Tipp-ex last week? Big mistake."
"Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup? Because they were tailor made for it."
"My friends say I'm condescending... That means I talk down to people."
"No one on Twitter ever quotes me properly. I'm so mis-tweeted."
"if jesus died for our sin... Who died for our cos and tan?"
"In grocery store & guy grabs my hand,starts to walk.I go with him, till he turns & realizes I'm not his wife.We broke it off...Single again"
"[In the beginning, God created the heavens and earth...] EARTH: yo GOD: what? EARTH: send nudes GOD: *creates Adam & Eve* EARTH: nice"
"What's the best thing about deadly snakes ? They've got poisonality !"
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