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Joke of the Day
"if jesus died for our sin... Who died for our cos and tan?"
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"This morning I went for a run and came back home after 2 mins because I forgot something... I forgot that I was fat and could only run for 2 mins."
"Why do hipsters only use the microwave? Because they don't like conventional ovens."
"23. RT @Highlights: Parents, at what age do you think it's okay for a child to get his or her own cell phone?"
"When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out."
"What happened to the man in crutches when he heard a punny joke he couldn't bear to stand it."
"4-year-old: What happens if I microwave 5 Barbies? Me: That's an oddly specific question. 4: I already know what happens if I do it with 4"
"Seven days without a pun makes one weak."
"*throws a rock at a bird* Me [writing in ""science"" journal]: birds don't like rocks."
"What is Hitler's phone number? 999-999-999"