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Joke of the Day
"My friends say I'm condescending... That means I talk down to people."
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"It's 3000 AD. Everything is fleek. President Updog has dissolved congress. Women make 700x what men do. I'm still writing 2014 on my checks."
"Alternative ""For every day that ends in why?"" For every day that ends with your mom."
"Why did the monks go to the casino? Tibet."
"What does a girl from Alabama say after having sex? Get off me Dad! You're crushing my smokes!"
"So I was having sex with this girl.. When suddenly she asks me: ""Doesn't it bother you that I'm 13??"" So I replied: ""Not really, I've never been superstitious"""
"There is still no cure for mornings."
"I met up with my internet friend yesterday. We were both disappointed when we realised we were both middle aged men, and not 10-year-old girls."
"Weird Question in Exam Q) What do you find in cells? My Ans) Black People . . . I dont know why do they ask such weird questions in biology."
"How do pirates know that they exist? They think, therefore they arrrr"