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Joke of the Day
"What's the best thing about deadly snakes ? They've got poisonality !"
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"After a disappointing summer, Humpty Dumpty ended up having a great fall!"
"If you had to describe yourself in one word, what would it be? Bad at following directions."
"So I was walking down the street... and this guy with premature ejaculation just came out of nowhere."
"Hospital... A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, ""No change yet."""
"What did the rabbit say to the carrot? It's been nice gnawing you."
"Apple vs Windows If apple made a car would it have windows?"
"How did Moses part the Red Sea? He used a Sea-saw."
"Another Santa-Banta Joke During sex ,Santa suddenly stops & remains motionless.... Wife: What the hell are you doing? Santa: I have seen this on youtube... Its called BUFFERING"
"Why did the writer not like his friends book? It wasn't his type."