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Joke of the Day

"Just so u know guys I literally covered my roommates bed in 324 pieces of cornbread 2 make it a ""cornbed"" so ur fakes puns mean nothing 2 me"

"My dyslexic uncle was suicidal... He kept jumping behind trains"

"I was going to tell a pizza joke but... It was too CHEESY! HAHAHAHAHA"

"What kind of shirts do philosophers wear Soccer tees"

"The future is now An electrical engineer invented a new kind of transistor that uses tapioca instead of silicon. He called it the boba FET."

"Why is Santa's sack so large? Because he only comes once a year."

"A man's wife died and he called wife's parents many times after some time Mother in Law: Stop calling. How many times we need to tell you that she died? Man: It pleases me to listen that she died."

"Lots of people comparing Trump to ISIS and Hitler. Wow. Take it easy, guys! That's not very nice to ISIS or Hitler."

"Why did the cyclops quit teaching? He had only one pupil."

"[therapy] ME: *in tears* So anyway, that's why I think she left me PERSON ON ELEVATOR: Please, I have a family"