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Joke of the Day
"My dyslexic uncle was suicidal... He kept jumping behind trains"
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"My grandma once told me... that she is a virgin"
"I like most ancient cities... But I Constantinople."
"I was told not to say the word ""Hell"" and should say something else instead... So I said, ""How about H E double dildos."""
"What language does a homosexual jew speak? .....Heblew"
"What should you take for stomach pain? A shit"
"My friend stabbed me with a pencil, I guess you could say I got the point."
"Mattel is launching a new Facebook Barbie. She looks like a stunning hot blonde on the package but is an old fat guy when you open the box."
"But, soft! What light through yonder window breaks? / Are you still on your iPhone even though you said you were going to sleep?"
"Final words on germanwings flight recorder: ""Dave's not here..."""