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Joke of the Day
"Why did the cyclops quit teaching? He had only one pupil."
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"There has been a bomb explode in Scandanavia? There's Norway i would sink Oslo as to think of a joke for that."
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"If quiz is short for quizzical, what is exam short for? Exammical!"