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Joke of the Day
"Why did the cyclops quit teaching? He had only one pupil."
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"What is the difference between a golfer and a sky-diver? The golfer goes *WHACK!* ""Shit!"" The Sky-diver goes ""Shit!"" *WHACK!*"
"What do you call a singing laptop? Adele"
"Kylo Ren: Hey, why is my paycheck so low? General Hux: Damages. Maybe you should stop throwing temper tantrums with your lightsaber."
"The showerhead and shower curtain are complaining. Curtain says: I really hate having to just hang here all day. Showerhead: At least you dont get turned on everytime you see a naked person!"
"My deaf girlfriend was talking in her sleep last night. She nearly took my fucking eye out."
"What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Stroking Off!"
"""Let's give the bad guy a ponytail."" - 80s movies"
"Saw a friend really drunk last night so I took his car keys from him. Felt good, he was so drunk I doubt he remembers who stole his car"
"How many moles are in a guacamole? Avacado's number."