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Joke of the Day
"What kind of shirts do philosophers wear Soccer tees"
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"I went to buy some condoms today, and I said to the pharmacist, 'Excuse me, I need some condoms.' He said, 'Just a minute.' And I said, 'Yep, that's my brand.'"
"Cigarettes only give you cancer if you let them. It's called science. Maybe you'd know more about it if you read as many Yahoo Answers as me"
"They say children are a gift from god. I'm totally wide-open to regifting."
"I asked a welsh man how many sexual partners he has had so he started counting, and fell asleep."
"What did the snowman eat for breakfast? Frosted snow flakes. My 4.5 y/o son came up with this joke, but his punch line was ""snow flakes"". I added the ""frosted"". Teamwork."
"What is Kanye West's favorite kind of omelette? Omelette you finish"
"I tried to do standup once They told me to sit back down"
"What is Donald Trump's favorite type of cheese? White American."
"Coworker: got a second? Me: you mean the one you just wasted or another one?"