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Joke of the Day

"Why is there such a shortage of teachers in Africa? Teacher's aides"

"[starts 2 crack beneath crushing loneliness] anyone wanna get frozen yogurt or something, maybe orchestrate an elaborate jewel heist I dunno"

"So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem walks into a bar... And I kid you not, he came out of NOWHERE"

"A pirate walks into a bar... The bartender looks up and says ""Do you know you have a steering wheel sticking out of your butt?"" The pirate responds, ""Yarrr, its driving me nuts."""

"Brain: Walk up to her and offer her a drink. Me: I WANT TO DRINK YOU LIKE A SIPPY CUP. Brain: Can you actually hear me?"

"What did the camel toe say to the moose nuckle on New Years eve? Let's get toe up!"

"The 30-second elevator ride without cell service or Wi-Fi is by far the most terrifying part of my day."

"A knock-knock joke Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? Please don't cry."

"Why is statistics never anyone's favorite subject? It's just average."

"What should you buy if your hair falls out ? A good vacuum cleaner !"