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Joke of the Day
"If it ain't broke, my children haven't touched it yet."
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"If you removed every blade from a 747's engines and laid them end to end, you'd go to prison for rendering useless a $357 million aircraft."
"A woman stopped me in the street and asked me to show her how to get to the hospital. So I pushed her under a bus."
"I wonder how many husbands out there are frantically scribbling ""free hug coupons"" right now because they forget to get their wife a gift."
"Read on r/todayilearned that Saint Ambrose was the first person to practice silent reading... ...which is crazy, because typically, Catholics never shut up about their favorite book."
"Willie Nelson died today.. Yeah he was playing on the road again.."
"I bet unscary monsters like to hang out at the back of marathons and imagine all the athletes are running from them."
"What do black people drink during the Holiday Season? Nignog"
"Why did the football team sack the hairy goalkeeper? Because he rarely shaved the balls."
"Bill Cosby's business card... Sorry I missed you, I was in while you were out."