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Joke of the Day
"My friend Mahmoud bombed his physics final. At least he didn't fail."
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"JUDGE: so u plan to plead insanity? ME: let me double-check with my counsel *moves 2 ft over, puts on tie, nods* ME: thats correct ur honor"
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