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Joke of the Day
"My yard is full of bear traps cos I'm a bit weird about sharing milkshake."
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"[looks over neighbour's fence while he's in the pool] ""Dude, we get it. You can hold your breath for [looks at watch] 19 days."""
"What is green and smells like pork? Kermits finger..."
"A new hospital opens for the first time, and the doctor is getting antsy... ""What are we waiting for?"" the doctor asks. ""Patients, Doctor,"" replied the nurse. ""Patients."""
"Did you hear about the new text-a-fart service? It's just one cent per scent sent!"
"Wanna see new features on your TV that you never knew existed? Let a baby play with the remote for about 12 seconds."
"""But what about all the Positive Nancys?"" ~ a Nancy, complaining like usual"
"How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? ... you pick him up and suck his dick."
"What's the only difference between a prostitute and a bowling ball? I can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball"
"The police came to my door to tell me my dogs were chasing people on bikes. The fuck they are, I said. My dogs don't even have bikes."