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Joke of the Day
"My yard is full of bear traps cos I'm a bit weird about sharing milkshake."
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"Heard of the new gay website? It's colon, enter, pound, pound, pound."
"How many fuck boys does it take to change a light bulb? None, cause its already lit as fuck fam."
"One I made up..... What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle? A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh."
"I think marriage should be between a robot and a spider horse because I'm a retarded man child and this is what I bring to the conversation."
"What do you do with a scientist after he dies? Barium"
"Sorry I ate your baby but you shouldn't have wrapped it like a burrito."
"You know that you're not a child anymore when... you fall asleep on the couch and wake up on the couch."
"Height of noise Two skeletons having sex on a tin roof and using a can for a condom"
"What's a rabbits' favorite musical? Hare."