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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a loud group of Cowboys? A Reckon-ing."

"Politicians and diapers have one thing in common... they should both be changed regularly... and for the same reason."

"How do you drown a hipster? Drag him into the mainstream."

"I'm supposed to be afraid of you because you are a twitter badass? What are you going to do, caps lock me?"

"I love the snow. Some of my best friends are flakes."

"What kind of dog did Dracula have? A Bloodhound."

"The other day I was trying to make a noise with two of my fingers and my thumb, and no matter how much I practiced nothing seemed to work... Then it clicked"

"What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear ? Whatever you want, he can't hear you.."

"why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about america? because freedom rings."

"ME: [sees old friend with new wife] Hey congrats on the wedding! Where did you marry? HIM: Maui ME: Oh, sowwy! Where did you mawwy her?"